Welcome to the enigma. Welcome to the erect pinnacle of man that is ME.
I was born twenty and one years ago to take over the world and remake it in my image of rock and rolling revolution.
You have two options: jump on my bandwagon or be trampled by my grueling wheels.
When you are done staring at my sexiness, you can continue viewing this page.
It isn't yet complete, nor will it be complete until all of humanity moans my name in righteous orgasm.
Now:
MY PROJECTS
Most recently I involved myself in the coup of the Democratic Party that was the Howard Dean campaign. When I shook Howard Dean's hand, I had just jerked off. I have no respect for that man. He is not real like I am. I thought that through him we could once and for all destroy the petty, whining beast that is the Democratic Party, but alas, the stupid motherfucker had to go and scream at the Iowan corn farmers, so fuck 'dat, now I'm on my own. Only I can destroy my beast, I can't rely on any middle-aged yodelers to do my work for me.
Now I have returned to my socialist routes, and I don't mean 'roots,' I mean 'routes' as in the route by which rote I will take over the world.
The problem with the Socialist Party right now is that it is overrun with homosexuals. Consider Walt Brown, their current candidate, the old foggy with the saggy nutsack who probably hasn't gotten it up since he molested male hustlers in the 70s. I joined as a member of the party, but I haven't done no campaigning for that asswipe. Rather, I am trying to convince the party to endorse me for congress in the 14th district next election. I just need to prove to them how I intend to win: I will seduce all the liberal mothers of uptown new york. If you would like documentation of Walt Brown's brown-nose-diving, my minion Rob Kolker (pictues at CONFUSION REVOLUTION NOW rally below on left end of right picture) has just begun the process: check it!
And need I point further than Walt Brown? Yes! David McReynolds is currently the stinkingest fish in the salty ocean that is socialism. He thinks that he can give our cause the ugly face of sodomy, but I showed him otherwise quite recently when I showed up to a campaign event for his green campaign for senator with a 6-foot inflatable penis in my arms, the frickin' pacifist homo. Pacifism, I might add, is the other fault of the socialist party today. When I take over, I will shit on all their faces.
I would like to state now that the most infuriating thing about the socialist party is their steadfast opposition to the War on Iraq. US military might is not something to hate; it's something to embrace. Because We the People (namely me) have the power to take it over, and thereupon we can use it to remake the Middle East and the rest of the world in our (namely my) sexy image. You dig? That's what Trotsky was talking about, wasn't it? So why'd this McReynolds dick resist the draft, resist war? Because he's an old bearded British pansy, and he isn't a man, let alone THE MAN, like me. War is Socialism and Socialism is War, and it's up to me, and you if you support me, to show these socialists what they're really about.
Now:
MY ACCOMPLISHMENTS
(other than being the coolest motherfucker alive)
1. First and foremost, I recently beat up this asshole. He was the treasurer of the socialist party in New York, and he continually refused to give me funding for public events I was trying to organize. So I took a baseball bat to his goddamn rib cage. Behold:
2. Next, since he would not imburse me with the correct funds, I stole his wallet, and used his credit card to fund the following event, which we keenly called "CONFUSION REVOLUTION NOW!". Upwards of 100 people gathered, including some alternative mediea, and we carried a larger banner stating, "WE HAD A REALLY COOL FREE SPEECH BANNER BUT IT WAS STOLEN BY NYPD THUGS!" And then my loudspeaker was confiscated by the cops and I was arrested for kicking one of them in the shin, so these are the only pictures we have, taken after I was taken in custody and the event began to disperse.
This event below documents my recent trip to the suburbs, when me and my minions confiscated all the hoses of one suburban block and flooded this rich family's courtyard. ROCK THE RICH! MAKE THEM YOUR BITCH!
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